It might have made for a funny movie, but it's clearly not the smart way to fix something.
When I worked in local government, residents would ask me to prune their street tree because "it's shading my garden and my roses won't grow".
Removing tree canopy to grow roses is dumb. Far better to change what you're trying to grow underneath!
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