A reader referred to my post about Chinese Tallow and rubbed it in that he lives in the Hills (heavy, acid soils) and that his Tallow is beautiful thanks very much. And he'll even send me a picture to show me.
The Perth Hills really is another world to the coastal plain when it comes to growing trees. Half his luck.
Still, I know this guy also likes fishing - a LOT - so I'll just go to the beach and send him a pic of that ;)